Break-Up Letter

Dear Who ever,

You probably saw this coming after the way you treated me. After everything I have done for you. How could you do this to me? Whenever you needed me I was there. Why couldn't you be there for me? Just once? You only ever cared about yourself. You made me feel like a cookie that just got run over by a garbage truck. Have my feelings meant nothing to you? You have always treated me like a back seat to all your other friends. I should have listened to my gut, way back when. Let me tell you something...I. Am. Not. A. Back. Up. Option! I deserve someone who will be there, who will care, who will treat me like I matter. Because I do! I am just better off without you anyway. Don't think you can come crawling back to me when you realize what a mistake you made. I don't give second changes. I warned you in the beginning that you get one chance. I don't need extra drama in my life. My family is enough. Sometimes I sit back and think to myself why did I even try? I should have just listened to my gut and not talked to you. I knew you were trouble, unfortunately for me I found out how much trouble the hard way. I would really like for you to never talk to me or look my way again.

- A Very Ticked off Girl






Dear caffeine,

       For years you have kept me up at night and throughout the day when I needed it the most. Whenever I was tried you where there. What happened to us? One day I turned around and you were helping many other people.  I watched you charge people a fortune just so you could help them stay awake.  You never used to be so much, what happened?  Without you I am weak. Now I am forced to sleep at night because I know you are not going to be there in the morning to make sure I am up and moving. We had a good run but now I know we can no longer be friends. You have learned that I have nothing to offer you. I can see now that you have moved on to bigger and better things. I am finally letting you go for good. You no longer need to feel sorry for leaving me behind. I have finally found a new way to keep my self up. A better stronger version of you. Expresso and I will have a good live together. I hope you have fun with other of those other people you make feel alive. Good bye coffee.

-your former number one buyer